Saturday, September 26, 2009

Hopefully next update will include a baby.

Still laboring, everyone is exhausted. They gave her an epidural so she can rest, and when she wakes she'll start on pitocin. Mama wanted me to log on here and tell everyone that Lily is the bravest* woman she's ever seen give birth, and that's saying a lot. Also, the resident on the floor right now doesn't know his head from his ass, if there is a difference. (Okay, she didn't want me to say that, but I thought it was funny.) I'm still Typhoid Mary, so I'm quarantined at the house. I think my boss thinks I'm faking because I've been saying I have a fever since Sunday night. HELLO! IT'S THE FUCKING FLU! As if I'd fake sick while my SISTER IS IN LABOR!
        Sorry, I must be feeling better, because I'm more pissed off than I was yesterday. Ah, the trippy Zen of fever dreams....
Anyway, keep us in your thoughts (Lily, Owen, and the crew at the hospital). They sound plumb wore out.

*Um, she may have said "More Grace" as in "Lily is handling her labor with more grace than any laboring woman I've ever seen." Sorry, not sure. I am still running a fever.

12 comments:

Robin said...

Thanks for the update, May! Hope you are starting to feel better...two of my kids had it this week and its a toughie. Much love to you!

Steph said...

Thank you for the update :)

gingermagnolia said...

Thank you for letting us know what's going on with everything. I'm so very sorry that you're sick and can't be there in person. Thinking of you all.

Mwa said...

You are all in my thoughts. Thank you so much for letting us know what's happening. Best wishes and love to you all!

honeyluna said...

I am so sorry you couldn't have been there. But you did a great job of keeping everyone updated, which is very important.
What was funny about that resident was every time he came in and out of the room, mom and I gave each other raised eyebrows and just wanted to tell him not to come back in. He ended up delivering Owen, and when he was delivering the placenta he broke the cord and it splattered blood all over the place, including his face! We were wondering if that was his first time delivering.

Ms. Moon said...

I think it was his first delivery. I am almost sure it was. I sincerely hope he does not choose obstetrics as his specialty.

May said...

HoneyLuna and Mama- I really just don't know what to say about that. I just want to smack him out of the whole experience.

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